my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just
When it's late at night ...
sodamnrelatable: Your mom tells you to go to sleep : But you secretly use the computer : And when you hear footsteps
Mirror: you look cute today
Camera: lol no
Instagram filters: I got you
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
versacebitch: the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
when my mom is bitchin'
laugh-addict: she mad for no reason like im like, the fuck? she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?” im like “wait, me?” then she’s like so i run to my room like WTF!